The Phantom Flag Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Douglas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.