The Dropped Pass Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Douglas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Douglas was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Douglas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.