The Phantom Holding Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.