The Shadow Coverage Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Douglas is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Douglas, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.