The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Douglas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Douglas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.