The Pick-Six Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Williams four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Williams slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.