The Intentional Grounding Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Williams will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
79%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.