The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Williams: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Williams, the end zone is a rumor.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.