The Snap Count Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.