The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.