The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ridley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ridley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.