The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ridley's stadium. Only over Ridley.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.