The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ridley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.