The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ridley was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.