The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.