The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Ridley, that's a flag." Ridley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ridley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.