The Mystery Tweak Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.