The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.