The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ridley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.