The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.