The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.