The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.