The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ridley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.