The Phantom Flag Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.