The Dropped Pass Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ridley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.