The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ridley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.