The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ridley's stadium. Only over Ridley.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.