The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.