The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.