The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.