The Phantom Holding Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ridley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.