The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ridley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.