The Dropped Pass Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.