The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ridley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.