The Phantom Flag Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.