The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.