The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ridley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.