The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ridley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ridley was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.