The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.