The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.