The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ridley's stadium. Only over Ridley.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ridley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.