The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.