The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ridley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.