The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.