The Phantom Holding Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ridley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.