The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ridley was due a breakout.
- Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.