The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.