The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ridley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ridley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.