The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.