The Phantom Flag Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.